Trending Now: Dad Jokes

1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole-in-one.
2. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
4. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
5. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
6. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
7. I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro. It's a total rip-off.
8. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
9. Why did the computer catch a cold? It left a window open.
10. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
11. Where do armies belong? In your sleevies.
12. Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
13. I tell dad jokes, but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa.
14. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
15. Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan.
16. I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger…and then it hit me.
    

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